“Is your grocery cart blocking the aisle, or are you the one laying on the horn the second the light turns green?”

 🚦🛒 This episode of dives headfirst into the everyday frustrations that unite us all—whether it’s clueless shoppers, infuriating drivers, or the hilarious quirks that make Sandy and Tricia’s dynamic so irresistible. From birthday shoutouts to Raven Simone and Bobby Flay, to a jaw-dropping $120,000 New Year’s Eve package at the Knickerbocker Hotel, the show is packed with surprises, laughter, and a dash of holiday magic. Key Moments & Themes:

• Relatable Rants: Sandy’s witty take on grocery store etiquette and Tricia’s “come on little friend” mantra will have you nodding (and laughing) in agreement.
• Driving Drama: “You really turned me on last night when you laid on the horn!” Sandy confesses, revealing the couple’s playful banter about road rage and honking habits.
• Diary of Perpetual Disappointments: Inspired by John Cena’s decade-long Mandarin studies, Sandy adds “languages I’ll never learn” to his list, sparking a candid conversation about goals, regrets, and the Duolingo owl’s relentless reminders.
• Holiday Extravagance: Tricia breaks down the ultra-luxurious Knickerbocker Hotel New Year’s Eve package, complete with a $20,000 glam budget and a personal content capture concierge. “That’s the only way I’d do Times Square!” she declares.
• Care or Don’t Care: From Will Ferrell’s $319,000 Elf costume to Joe Jonas’s seven-minute parallel parking struggle, Sandy and Tricia debate the stories that matter most—ending with America’s favorite Christmas movie, as chosen by everyday people (not critics!).

Memorable Quotes:

• “I have a little timer at red lights. If the car in front doesn’t move, I just honk. Let’s go!” 🚗🔔
• “Languages I’ll never learn… I just got out of the Duolingo routine. The little owl misses me.” 🦉
• “You really turned me on last night when you laid on the horn!” 💥

Why Listen? If you’ve ever felt the sting of a perpetual disappointment, or just want to laugh at the chaos of holiday shopping and driving, this episode is for you.  Sandy and Tricia’s chemistry, honesty, and humor will keep you hooked from start to finish.

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 Ever found yourself lingering at a sports bar just to dodge a household chore? In this laugh-out-loud episode of The JB and Sandy Show, Sandy confesses: “I ain’t going home any time soon. You know what that means. Tricia is on a mission right now to clean the garage and I don’t want to do that.” 😂 Join JB, Sandy, and Tricia as they navigate the hilarious chaos of holiday prep, football fever, and the ultimate showdown over who really owns the right to order a Shirley Temple. From Sandy’s creative attempts to avoid garage duty (“I was going to go to the La Quinta there at Bo Peck and Southwest Parkway and get myself a room for the night”) to Tricia’s epic Goodwill purge and the mystery of the long-lost equipment bag, this episode is packed with relatable moments and playful banter.

🏈 Key Highlights:

• The Vandegrift High School football team’s playoff run and the bittersweet fate of the Longhorns.
• Sandy’s “side hustle” podcasting for Texas Tech’s Ken Hans.
• The great garage cleanout: “There was this giant mountain of Goodwill donations in the driveway… I just put packing blankets over this pile of junk and left it in the driveway overnight, which was very white trash.”
• The battle of the Shirley Temples: “You don’t want to be the couple that both are getting Shirley Temples?” “No, just because I did, just because I’m doing it.”
• A deep dive into Fredericksburg’s transformation into a top Christmas destination, complete with wine, parades, and impossible parking.

🎄 Memorable Moments & Quotes:

• “If you find a parking spot in Fredericksburg on a holiday weekend, be prepared to stay for a while as you can really suck all the good out of that parking place.”
• “It’s kind of the same reason why I couldn’t like Prince growing up because my sister liked it.”
• “Don’t forget, get your peaches while you’re there too.”

✨ Whether you’re plotting your own escape from chores, reminiscing about holiday traditions, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode delivers heart, humor, and a dash of Texas holiday magic.

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 🚗🎁🔥“Is the White Elephant gift exchange just a landfill waiting to happen?” 🎁 That’s how JB and Sandy kick off this episode, diving into the hilarious—and sometimes cringeworthy—realities of holiday traditions. From thrift shop treasures to the infamous “Goodwill smell,” the hosts debate the economics of secondhand gifting and share laugh-out-loud stories about family rules and the art of finding bargains. Tricia joins in with her own Goodwill adventure, sparking a lively discussion about community service, charity choices, and the quirks of donation culture. Notable quote: “You can verify it came from Goodwill just by smelling it!” 😂 But the show isn’t just about holiday hijinks. The conversation shifts to Austin’s latest tech drama: Waymo robo-taxis running afoul of school buses and police scenes. 🚕🤖 The hosts break down the learning curve of autonomous vehicles, share firsthand experiences, and question whether Austin is a test city for the future—or just living in its own bubble. “I don’t trust those things in the wintertime… How’s that gonna work?” ❄️ Things get intense with a jaw-dropping road rage story—complete with a knife-wielding driver and a high-speed chase through Austin. The hosts dissect the viral video, discuss personal safety, and debate the gray areas of self-defense. “When this guy busts through the glass, that changes everything… now my life is threatened.” 🔪🚙 From viral TikTok stunts gone wrong to the legacy of Richard Overton, the oldest WWII veteran, this episode is packed with memorable moments, sharp insights, and plenty of laughs. Whether you’re a fan of quirky traditions, tech talk, or true crime tales, you won’t want to miss this one!

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🌟 “What would you do if someone offered you an entire company—just for snapping a photo of the edge of the Earth?” 🌟 Dive into this lively episode where Sandy and Tricia bring their signature wit and warmth to everything from cosmic conspiracies to everyday hilarity. This week’s show kicks off with a birthday shoutout to legends like Jim Morrison and Nicki Minaj, but quickly pivots to the quirks of married life—would you rather get a loving hug or a suspicious cup of coffee?

😂 Key Moments & Themes:

• Flat Earth Challenge: Columbia Sportswear’s CEO throws down the gauntlet to flat earthers, promising the company’s assets to anyone who can prove the planet’s edge exists. “If you can prove that there is the edge of the earth, they’re going to give you the whole company all Willy Wonka style.” This wild bet sparks a hilarious debate about viral marketing and the power of belief.
• Mispronounced Words of 2025: From “Soron Momdami” to “acetaminophen,” Sandy and Tricia tackle the year’s trickiest words, sharing laughs and relatable struggles. “I would use both pronunciations in the same conversation just to cover myself.”
• True Crime Obsession: Tricia’s deep dive into the Alec Murdock case reveals her fascination with mystery, mayhem, and family drama. “I was obsessed with that story. I mean, had everything.”
• Life Hacks & Photo Fails: Get five hacks for looking great in holiday photos, plus a hilarious story about Tricia’s least favorite picture—“I look like a linebacker… I just wanted to die.” 
• Color of the Year Debate: Is “Cloud Dancer” just white with a fancy name? The hosts poke fun at design trends and claim their favorite colors with playful banter. 
• Pyramid Power: Ever wondered what it would take to build the Great Pyramids today? Sandy’s wild theories and Tricia’s skepticism make for an entertaining finale.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Some days I stop and give my husband a huge hug… and some days I give him a cup of coffee and ask if his life insurance is up to date.” 😂
• “You’re the guy that comes up with the theories and then has nothing to back him up.” 

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“Is it arrogant to make your own documentary, or is it just the new way to tell your story?” 🤔 That’s the question that kicks off this electrifying episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where hosts JB and Sandy dive deep into the wild world of entertainment, streaming trends, and redemption stories. This week, special guest Steven Presley from Thunder Pop TV joins the crew for a Friday packed with hot takes and hilarious banter. The conversation launches with the viral drama between Neil Patrick Harris and Abby Lee Miller, sparking a debate on photo etiquette: “What’s worse—being over-airbrushed or left off the airbrush list?” The hosts don’t hold back, with JB quipping, “It looked like somebody was holding up a plastic face of Neil Patrick Harris!” 😂 The episode then explores the booming trend of self-made documentaries, from Eddie Murphy’s intimate self-portrait to the upcoming Susan Powter story. JB wonders aloud, “Is your hesitation with it, JB, the arrogance of making your own documentary—the self-importance that you need to make it instead of being honored by someone wanting to make a documentary about you?” Tricia jumps in, sharing her love for the Eddie Murphy doc: “It’s the first time I feel like the curtain has been pulled back on Eddie Murphy… you see his kids and him telling these crazy stories.” 

🌟 Listeners get the inside scoop on the new Avatar movie, with Steven Presley asking, “Is this a flop or a hit?” The hosts debate whether the franchise is unstoppable or if audiences are finally feeling Avatar fatigue. Plus, the team reacts to Netflix quietly removing its phone-to-TV casting feature, sparking a lively discussion about streaming wars, subscription drama, and the cathartic joy of canceling services. “Just cancel them all and see what they cry about!” Sandy jokes. The episode wraps with a heartwarming look at a new Austin jail program pairing incarcerated veterans with shelter dogs, giving them a chance to learn animal training and build a future. JB and Sandy reflect on the power of second chances, sharing stories of inmates finding hope through quilting and painting: “Some of these guys were murderers… and it was incredible, them talking about how this helped calm their brains and helped them come outside of themselves to do something for someone else.” 🐶❤️

 Memorable Quotes:

• “It looked like a weird kind of elf from a Disney Pixar movie.” – On Neil Patrick Harris’s airbrushed photo
• “Is it arrogant to make your own documentary?” – JB
• “She lost all her money. She’s a door dasher. She lives in a cheap apartment somewhere, barely surviving, but they’re getting ready to do a documentary on her.” – On Susan Powter
• “Just cancel every subscription. You’ll get all the attention in the world.” – Sandy

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“If you had to choose between your spouse and your lifelong dream of raising a baby raccoon, which would you pick?” That’s just one of the thought-provoking questions that kicks off this lively episode of The Sandy Show, where Sandy and Tricia’s playful banter takes center stage! 🎙️ Dive into a whirlwind of laughter and surprises as Sandy and Tricia celebrate celebrity birthdays, reminisce about childhood snacks, and debate the merits of domesticated raccoons. Tricia’s passionate defense of her raccoon dream leads to Sandy’s hilarious ultimatum: “The raccoon or me. If you choose the raccoon, your message will be very clear. Very clear that you’re insane.” 🦝😂 

Key moments include:

• The “game show” brain challenge: Sandy compares life with Tricia to a game show, sparking a laugh-out-loud exchange about synonyms and cinnamon.
• Wizard of Oz at the Sphere: Discover how the classic film now rakes in $2 million a day with a mind-blowing 4D experience—would you pay up to $375 for a ticket? Tricia’s contrarian streak shines as she admits to rooting for the Wicked Witch! 🧙‍♀️✨
• Snack nostalgia: From Little Debbie’s Swiss Rolls to the mysterious “boppers,” the duo relive their favorite 80s treats.
• Care Don’t Care: Find out what a “windshield barnacle” is, and hear the jaw-dropping story of a DoorDash driver’s food delivery fail.
• Holiday magic: Get the scoop on festive happenings at Hill Country Galleria and Sandy’s tips for holiday scratch tickets.

Notable quotes:

• “I only want to rescue and domesticate a baby raccoon or a baby squirrel. I pretty much think that the babies can’t get rabies.”
• “You’re going to make me choose between you, my husband, and my lifelong dream of a baby raccoon… That’s my ultimatum.”

This episode is packed with quirky debates, relatable family moments, and the kind of chemistry that keeps listeners coming back for more. Will Tricia’s raccoon dream survive Sandy’s ultimatum? Tune in to find out!

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 🥞🏈📱 “Do you think an IHOP should be sitting on $26 million worth of land?” That’s the question that kicks off this episode, inviting listeners to ponder Austin’s changing landscape—and the fate of a syrup-soaked landmark.

 🥞🏙️ This episode is a lively blend of sports excitement, city nostalgia, and digital-age curiosity. JB, Sandy, and Tricia dive into the drama surrounding Austin’s infamous IHOP, a sticky relic in the shadow of luxury high-rises. “It’s on the menu. You can get rats with blueberries. Instead of pigs in a blanket, rats in a blanket,” Sandy jokes, capturing the quirky spirit of the show. The hosts reminisce about Austin’s evolving neighborhoods, from the days of dirty bookstores and legendary restaurants to the challenges of parking at Chewie’s and the sadness of seeing Shady Grove look like “Chernobyl.” Their banter is both hilarious and heartfelt, painting a vivid picture of a city in flux. Sports fans will love the deep dive into Longhorn volleyball and football, with playoff hopes hanging in the balance. “No one else played four top 10 teams this year. And beat three of them,” JB points out, highlighting Texas’ impressive run and the strategic politicking behind the scenes.

🏐🏈 The episode also explores the mysteries of social media algorithms. What’s showing up in your feed? For JB, it’s puppies, cars, and wellness hacks. For Tricia, it’s all things Stranger Things and baking videos—“Get ready, Sandy, we’re about to have some homemade cinnamon rolls!” For Sandy, it’s knot-tying tutorials and funny t-shirts. The trio’s playful exchange about algorithm oddities and viral trends will have you laughing and nodding along. 📱🍩

 Notable quotes and moments:

• “Before you give up on life, just take a look at the hairs in your armpit. Despite their environment, they still grow.”
• “You gotta really squeeze your toes together to make sure your flops stay on your feet, because again, the whole floor is covered in syrup.”
• “I just think some things need to stay the same.”
• “Hope these girls know we can see down their shirts… she’s got half her boobs hanging out selling a butter dish.”

From city politics and real estate drama to sports strategy and algorithm adventures, this episode is packed with warmth, wit, and the unmistakable chemistry of JB, Sandy, and Tricia. 🎧 Ready to laugh, reminisce, and question your own social media feed? Hit play now! Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love Austin, sports, and a good story. Your support keeps the fun rolling!  

 🛩️💰” Episode Description “Are you ready to be inspired? Or maybe just laugh at the weirdest motivational advice you’ve ever heard?” That’s how Sandy kicks off this episode, setting the tone for a wild ride through armpit wisdom, Austin traffic woes, and one of aviation’s greatest mysteries.

🚦✈️ This episode is packed with curiosity, humor, and the kind of banter that keeps listeners coming back for more. JB, Sandy, and Tricia dive into the ongoing saga of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, exploring wild theories and the latest search efforts—led by an Austin-based company, Ocean Infinity. “If they find it, they get $70 million. If they don’t find it again, they don’t get paid. That’s putting your money where your mouth is,” Tricia notes, highlighting the stakes and the local connection. But the mystery doesn’t stop there! The trio debates everything from the possibility of laser weapons and international intrigue to the dangers of trusting donkeys in the Grand Canyon. “How do you know you don’t have a suicidal donkey?” JB wonders, sparking laughter and a surprisingly deep conversation about trust and risk.

 🐴💡 Austin’s changing nightlife also takes center stage, as the hosts discuss why bars are struggling and how the city’s culture has shifted. “Gone are the days of the girl walking around selling the test tube kamikazes and buying the entire tray. I’ll take all of them,” Sandy reminisces, painting a vivid picture of Austin’s past and present.

 Notable quotes and moments:

• “Before you give up on life, just take a look at the hairs in your armpit. Despite their environment, they still grow.”
• “We won’t be alive when they finish I-35. They’ve been working on it for as long as I can remember.”
• “I think that plane did a nosedive into the ocean… sank so deep that they will never find it.”
• “It’s very finders keepers, losers weepers.”

From treasure hunting attorneys to the economics of $25 margaritas, this episode is a whirlwind of stories, theories, and laughter. The chemistry between JB, Sandy, and Tricia shines as they tackle big questions, share personal anecdotes, and invite listeners to join the conversation. 🎧 Ready to unravel mysteries, laugh at life’s oddities, and maybe dream up your own treasure hunt? Hit play now! Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love a good story and a hearty laugh. Your support keeps the adventure going!